Kankri x Reader - Shut up and enjoy the strawberry

[Name]: Don't listen to Kankri

You keep sitting on the sofa, and Kankri keeps lecturing you. Signless had taken Karkat to the bathroom to fret over him there and likely put a large bandaid on his face.
"Kankri."
"... s9 y9u must understand h9w trigg-"
"Kankri Vantas."
"... many people in the w9rld. In f-"
"Kankri. Motherfucking. Vantas."
He's going on about a 'human country named Africa' and how they wouldn't have the resources to 6lah 6lah 6lah. You aren't really listening, believe it or not. After all, who wants to listen to a lecture when they have a juicy strawberry to bite into? You aren't aware of the fact that your messy strawberry eating skills (goodness, the juice is dripping down your chin) are making Kankri blush and change his topic of 'conversation.'
"Y-y9u kn9w, s9me pe9ple c9uld find the manner in which y9u are eating y9ur strawberry t9 6e... Sexually triggering. I-I d9n't want t9 trigger y9u 6y p9inting this 9ut 6ut-" That's it, you're done.
You stand up and walk over to the flushed troll, stopping in front of him. You press your lips to him and transfer your strawberry to his own mouth. He tries to talk, but can't stop blushing, stuttering, mumbling, or stammering, not even able to swallow the red fruit.
"Kankri, sweetie. Just shut up and enjoy the strawberry."
You smile, walking away with a purposeful strut. Said purpose was to make the celibate blush brighter than his sweater, and you think it's safe to say that it worked.

~Extended Ending~

[Name]: Be Karkat

You had finally managed to escape from your doting father and scuttled downstairs, making sure not to fall again, because you had indeed been warned about the stairs. This time you would heed this warning. What you see is your older brother staring down the hallway, red as a cherry and a strawberry in his mouth. I don't even need to ask what happened.
"YOU LIKE THEM." There's no question about it.
"What!? 9f c9urse I d9n't, I'm a celibate!" His face turned even redder, if that's even possible.
"KANKRI. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO BE THE GOD OF ROMANCE LIKE I AM TO SAY YOU'RE FLAT OUT FLUSHED FOR THEM." At this your brother was silent for a while before touching his lips and responding.
"I... Supp9se I c9uld ren9unce my celibacy."